If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
i like that this doesn’t specify whether “pillow” or “actual defensive structure meant to protect an area against sustained attacks”
smooth motherfucker strikes again
SEEING OTP PORN
what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week
if you think cold weather is going to stop me from eating ice cream you’re wrong
pardon my french but bonjour
if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I
*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?